POT FARMER SONG $$ I got out my pipe and stuffed it with pot You better believe, it held a whole lot. I whipped out a lighter and thumbed up a flame Then sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.
I tried alcohol; and smoked cigarettes Though, they did nothing, but give me regrets. My mom had arthritis and couldn't walk around When I rolled her a joint, she danced on the ground.
I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack But, after I smoked some, to me it came back. Soon I decided prices were high So I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.
I bargained for seeds from smokers all around Then, got in my truck and drove out of town. I walked through the woods where the wild birds nest And found me the meadow I thought was the best.
I dug up the ground and sowed all my seeds Then said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds. I watered at night with a five-gallon pail The mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.
Seven months went by; I thought I would die Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky. At night I went out, in my camouflage suit And used a corn knife to chop down the loot.
I hung it up to dry where it couldn't be found. Then came back and got it, when it had turned brown. I trimmed off the buds, and stuffed them in bags Called all my friends and passed out free drags.
In less than a week my crop was gone But I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!
THANK YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE IN YOUR HEART !
By Tom Zart Most Published Poet On The Web Tom’s 1,650 Poems Are Free To Share! Google = Most Published Poet
I’m blessed to See a Huge Huge Success From A Chicano like me To Do It Big. 💯 Motivates Me. You got any jobs? Single dad of 2 with No Family or support . So I’m gonna Reach out For mine 💯
Marijuana can withstand over 140 degrees temp the leaves point to the sky and will grow faster than any plant I've seen who says money don't grow on trees I'm the weed man I'm the weed man my idol berner doin it
Hey bro I'm in Grand rapids Michigan at my hospital can you please get me out I think I just I think you called me earlier but text me okay bro 👌👍🙏👊💀💀💀💀💀💀👍👋🙏👊👌
Hey bro I'm in the hospital still Grand rapids Michigan can you please get me out I called the store please get me out sorry for putting you through this again k
Saludos desde honduras 🇭🇳 soy fan tuyo
🤯
Need to leave ppls music alone when u aint on their level . Bone 2pac ect
Fye 🔥
his weed songs hit
Shout out to the cat in the video!
Fire
The whole world 🌍 getting high
The whole world 🌍 getting high
One Frisco's Finest. From the Bay to the world 🌎
POT FARMER SONG $$
I got out my pipe and stuffed it with pot
You better believe, it held a whole lot.
I whipped out a lighter and thumbed up a flame
Then sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.
I tried alcohol; and smoked cigarettes
Though, they did nothing, but give me regrets.
My mom had arthritis and couldn't walk around
When I rolled her a joint, she danced on the ground.
I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack
But, after I smoked some, to me it came back.
Soon I decided prices were high
So I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.
I bargained for seeds from smokers all around
Then, got in my truck and drove out of town.
I walked through the woods where the wild birds nest
And found me the meadow I thought was the best.
I dug up the ground and sowed all my seeds
Then said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.
I watered at night with a five-gallon pail
The mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.
Seven months went by; I thought I would die
Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.
At night I went out, in my camouflage suit
And used a corn knife to chop down the loot.
I hung it up to dry where it couldn't be found.
Then came back and got it, when it had turned brown.
I trimmed off the buds, and stuffed them in bags
Called all my friends and passed out free drags.
In less than a week my crop was gone
But I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!
THANK YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE IN YOUR HEART !
By Tom Zart
Most Published Poet On The Web
Tom’s 1,650 Poems Are Free To Share!
Google = Most Published Poet
Smoking pink Runtz and laughing gas as I listen 🔥💨
2021 up in the house, ready to take it to 2022 😎
Luv ya Bern. Prayers up homie. Smoking durban dream rit meow, wishing it was 🍪. Ty for making my life better. 😤👻👊✌
Wish I could share this
fumando algo aquí escuchando un temita de berner 🇨🇱👽🎶
Cookies gang 🍪 🍪 🔥 🔥🙏 AirFlow boyz
FREE THE WEED
I’m blessed to See a Huge Huge Success From A Chicano like me To Do It Big. 💯 Motivates Me. You got any jobs? Single dad of 2 with No Family or support . So I’m gonna Reach out For mine 💯
The world biggest weed man . The truth real shit
Berner you’re amazing, your lyrics are inspirational and hopefully one day you perform a show I work at
I'm going to Jamaica….???? For real…
Why tf this ain’t hit ah million yet
You gotta be a special kinda lame to hit the 👎🏼
Marijuana can withstand over 140 degrees temp the leaves point to the sky and will grow faster than any plant I've seen who says money don't grow on trees I'm the weed man I'm the weed man my idol berner doin it
😤🌊💥
🤟🍪🔥Ⓜ️⛽️🧿🤬🚾🍁♿️😇🌃🙊☕️👁🟦🥊☝️😂☯️🛩🕉🤏💳☮️✌️✈️💎🍄☃️@duhplaneolmike
when you see your comment from 1 year ago lol
When berner really is the world's biggest weedman this man and his music and strains NEVER disappoint⛽💯
"Worlds biggest weed man" facts
this song is fuckin sick. especially cuz I'm a weed man.
Yes 🙌
Yeeee
Hey bro I'm still in the hospital in Grand rapids can you please get me out I'm in my own hospital
Always respected and looked up to him as a cannabis cultivator but this nigga got good music
Hey bro I'm in Grand rapids Michigan at my hospital can you please get me out I think I just I think you called me earlier but text me okay bro 👌👍🙏👊💀💀💀💀💀💀👍👋🙏👊👌
Hey bro I'm still in the hospital in Grand rapids my hospital can you please get me out
Hey bro I'm still in the hospital in Grand rapids Michigan I called the store can you please get me out today peace bro
Hey bro can you get me out of the hospital in Grand rapids Michigan I'm in my hospital in Grand rapids
If you're too scared call Cypress Hill he will get me out love you too
Bro get me out of here I'm still in the hospital Sharon be here under auto accident claim 😠😤😡
Hey bro I'm in the hospital still Grand rapids Michigan can you please get me out I called the store please get me out sorry for putting you through this again k
big up i am planter too i love weed its my life
World's biggest weedman. Haha fuck
Glad to hear this song, it’s a Come Up. Telling you what he deals with Daily. “ I hope you enjoy the bag I just sold you”
We the only Norfolk niggaz banging this hot shit
I loved this song in 2019 before the video even came out !
Yoo good video I really enjoyed this video. If you need music to chill to this is perfect: https://open.spotify.com/track/4D2fhapSrVjixHaYFTdw9b
I hope you enjoy my chill / lofi beats 🙂