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  1. one of my best homies never liked havin ppl at his house cause he was like embarrassed of it so the first time i went to his house i brought mad bud like insane n he as a rolling master bro put like 6 1 1/4 raw blacks fit like 5-6 grams in it n it fuckin chiefed. u couldn’t hold it w 1 hand it was that crazy it was so fat it fit in bro’s bong downstem shit went mad crazy

  2. I literally never twist the end of my joints when I’ve rolled them, I just leave the paper open after packing down and burn any excess away so the end is completely exposed, then I toke it against the flame and it lights instantly. That way you don’t waste anything at the end of the joint and you avoid any weird burning.

  3. I was at a buddy’s house one knight and I noticed he had long ass raw papers and I asked him if I could use them and once he saw me put 4 of them toghter he had no trust in my skillz so I put maby around 7 1/2 or 8grams in it and it was the best

  4. I smoke the Stardawg, Strawberry Haze, and Killer Gorilla Glue
    Mary  Jane's my aeroplane, I swear i'm not the same as you
    I  got the Cali Kush and Lemon, well that's just to name a few
    A friend with weed's a friend indeed so come and blaze a Q
    I smoke the Stardawg, Strawberry Haze, and Killer Gorilla Glue
    Mary  Jane's my aeroplane, I swear i'm not the same as you
    I  got the Cali Kush and Lemon, well that's just to name a few
    A friend with weed's a friend indeed so come and blaze a Q

    [Verse 1: Murkage]
    I'm  a ganja weed fiend, i smoke the Tangerine Dream
    Weed is everywhere i even bet your nan has been lean
    Used to smoke up on that Cheech and Chong when man was 15
    I roll another
    I  swear my favourite colour is green
    And [?] dark or white, it's only weed so pass the light
    I'm getting stoned up after night, i'm too lean up it's hard to write
    I'm moving Ally Pally, flow so hot like Abu Dhabi
    If it's beef i grab a bally, roll another gram of Cali

    [Verse 2: Mr Traumatik]
    (WOW)
    I've got Lemon Drizzle and Skittles, Yeah i'm spoilt for choices (SPOILT)
    I've got Wedding Cake and Cookies, Yeah i'm spoilt for choices (SPOILT)
    I've got Akky Berry and Cherry Pie, i'm spoilt for choices (MMM)
    I smoke so much weed and now i think i'm hearing voices (HA)
    When i wake and bake, (YEAH)
    I'm blazing ital spliffs, (BLAZING)
    Oh my God, this weed's so strong it makes my eyeball twitch (HUH)
    I've got a psyco mum, and a psyco dad, and a psyco sis (AAH)
    I gave my family too much weed now they got psycosis (WOW)

    [Verse 3: Starvz]
    It's strictly blue slim when i strap a dutch (BACKSTRAP)
    I might mix this thin mint with some purple punch (PSHH)
    It's Cali for my brekkie, Cali for my lunch
    It's Cali for my supper, Cali for my brunch
    It's as real as that
    I'm smelling like a skunk (BISCOT)
    It's strictly top shelf, i ain't burning bunk (GELATO)
    I'm smelling like a Runt (MIMOSA)
    These Cookies got me eating Junk

    [Chorus: Murkage]
    Mary Jane, look where we came
    I been up, i been down, like a aeroplane
    Smoking Mary Jane, now look where we came
    I been up, i been down, like a aeroplane

    [Verse 3: Local]
    Mary Mary quite contrary, tell me how's your garden grow?
    I ain't a shotta, don't be asking bout' a half an O
    Funny guy from rhymney side, i might just even start a show
    Bout' how to smoke your bedroom out without your mum and father know (TRUST)
    You ain't puffing mine and i don't want a puff of yours
    Smoking in the flat and they can smell it on the other floors
    Take a look behind the Kitchen, Bedroom, and my cupboard doors
    A friend with weed's a friend indeed
    So come and bun a couple draws

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