POT FARMER SONG $$ I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot You better believe it held a whole lot. I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.
I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes They did nothing but give me regrets. My mom had arthritis could not walk around I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.
I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack After I smoked some to me it came back. Soon I decided prices were high I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.
I bargained for seeds from smokers all around Got in my truck and drove out of town. I walked through the woods where wild birds nest Found me the meadow I thought was the best.
I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds. I watered at night with a five-gallon pail Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.
Seven months went by; I thought I would die Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky. At night I went out, in a camouflage suit Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.
I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found. Came back and got it, when it had turned brown. I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags Called all my friends and passed out free drags.
In less than a week my crop was gone I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!
By Kansas City Poet Tom Zart Google = Most Published Poet On The Web Tom’s 1,650 Poems Are Free To Share! Google = George Bush Tom Zart
Im just the opposite when it comes to bongs. Im lazy and bad at rolling, cant even roll a joint without using a rolling machine (feel free to judge, i know im dumb about this) but thats why i smoke out of my bong(s) more often then not. Even if i wasnt lazy, i think they would still be my favourite because i like collecting them. Bongs are beautiful and cool.
Um bong smoke reaches deeper into your lungs so you get way more smoke into you lungs all at once thats why its one of the more effective and efficient ways of smoking
bro i just switched the plug and brought a big new bong, holy shit i went from smoking mid skunk out of a v bong to some pretty high end (for non legal country) bud out of a huge ass glass bong. Big difference
Question. You, like me smoke all day everyday, how do u still get high after all this time. My tolerance has changed so much and it takes me hella gas to be blowed. Every time u smoke u seem high asf still, how? Lol
Reason bongs and bowls get you “higher” is because your smoking straight weed, with blunts it’s a mix if highs because of the tobacco in the wrap, smoking bongs and bowls are a good way to get the most out of your weed joints as well.
My guy has 300k way to ! I remember your hotbox vids when you had you og ride I used to be subscribed but no longer cause I don’t blaze like I use to but I’m so happy to see you progress 🤎
check out freeze pipe 🙂 https://thefreezepipe.com
thank you guys for watching!! ily <3
mathew i dont know if you know this but you dont have to inhale after you hit a bong. love the hair btw
Tats do not fit u
POT FARMER SONG $$
I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot
You better believe it held a whole lot.
I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame
Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.
I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes
They did nothing but give me regrets.
My mom had arthritis could not walk around
I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.
I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack
After I smoked some to me it came back.
Soon I decided prices were high
I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.
I bargained for seeds from smokers all around
Got in my truck and drove out of town.
I walked through the woods where wild birds nest
Found me the meadow I thought was the best.
I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds
Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.
I watered at night with a five-gallon pail
Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.
Seven months went by; I thought I would die
Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.
At night I went out, in a camouflage suit
Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.
I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.
Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.
I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags
Called all my friends and passed out free drags.
In less than a week my crop was gone
I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!
By Kansas City Poet Tom Zart
Google = Most Published Poet On The Web
Tom’s 1,650 Poems Are Free To Share!
Google = George Bush Tom Zart
Im just the opposite when it comes to bongs. Im lazy and bad at rolling, cant even roll a joint without using a rolling machine (feel free to judge, i know im dumb about this) but thats why i smoke out of my bong(s) more often then not. Even if i wasnt lazy, i think they would still be my favourite because i like collecting them. Bongs are beautiful and cool.
Kha kha khayarw mor machikne
I love you voice
"if ur under 18 gtfo"
heavily drags pipe
TOO LATE, PAL. TOO LATE.
Um bong smoke reaches deeper into your lungs so you get way more smoke into you lungs all at once thats why its one of the more effective and efficient ways of smoking
Been subscribed just now watching the content loving it so far❤️💚
That pipe is siiiick
homie rly out here ghosting bong hits
favorite subscription💕
I’m 23
Jk
I’m 12
Bong be looking dope
As a child i will kindly reject your offer and not fuck off if thats ok
Always mentions how much he hates powdered weed😭😭😭
When you were taking that third hit, I was thinking, "aint no way he's gonna be able to clear that." hahaha
Bro imagine making money like this. Dope
he's arming that bong like a fucking bomb
Can't stop looking at the Kurt Cobain poster in the background
Lately I've been hella into smokin from my bong lol, it's nice. Plus it gets me way higher, while using way less weed
I don’t mind shake or powder weed easy to get more in the blunt and great for bongs👌🏾
bro i just switched the plug and brought a big new bong, holy shit i went from smoking mid skunk out of a v bong to some pretty high end (for non legal country) bud out of a huge ass glass bong. Big difference
damn all you lucky us mfs smoking these huge bongs and dispo bud. In NZ me and the boys are still smoking mids out of V bongs and zig zags.
It keeps the ashes from getting into ur bong and into ur mouth lol
I genuinely love seshing to your vids
The image of yourself and that dope ass bong in your hands just looks so right 😂👌🏻
Your tats look so sick
Chopping my bud as I watch this.
U gotta let us hit the blunt for the one time
Question. You, like me smoke all day everyday, how do u still get high after all this time. My tolerance has changed so much and it takes me hella gas to be blowed. Every time u smoke u seem high asf still, how? Lol
dat nigga stoned
Yo do a hair styling video
Like how do you style your hair
i was yelling "finish yo milk" at the screen until i saw the tears. been there dude, respect
Why did I just discover this channel of YOURS!!’🤩🤩💟
Reason bongs and bowls get you “higher” is because your smoking straight weed, with blunts it’s a mix if highs because of the tobacco in the wrap, smoking bongs and bowls are a good way to get the most out of your weed joints as well.
Love you bro form India 👊
I’m from Australia and we make bongs out of Gatorade bottles, the stem is a garden hose and the cone peace is usually out of a pipe 😹
🔥🔥🔥
My guy has 300k way to ! I remember your hotbox vids when you had you og ride I used to be subscribed but no longer cause I don’t blaze like I use to but I’m so happy to see you progress 🤎
Man said 🥲
After every bong rip Matthew has ever taken……cough cough……YEA.
Wheres the Discount?
Love the name Blaze, I have Blaze tattooed on my neck. 🙂
It hits harder Bc ur using ur lungs more
Fuckinggg love you haha 😂