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  1. My dad caught me smoking when it was 7:45 just about to go to school. I hit the pipe and the smoke flew past our back door and he said he saw it. I denied it and he was pissed off spitting in my face man fuck I was dumb as hell

  2. My mum caught me in August 2020 when I was 15, I had rolled two mini zoots, I rolled with green rizla papers (don’t crucify me, I’ve come a long way since then) anyway so I’m smoking one out the window and I finish it and I’m looking at the second thinking if I should smoke it. About then I hear footsteps coming down the hallway. I’m thinking “for fucks sake” and I put the second one of the window ledge on the outside, praying to everything holy it wouldn’t blow away. My mum comes in the bedroom, sees me tucked away behind a curtain with my head out the window. Says “what the hell are you doing” and I said I was just getting some fresh air, then she says “why can I smell spliff” idk why she said it like that😂 and I said my friend came and he was smoking it and she said she didn’t believe me so I thought “well, the jig is up” and said yeah I was smoking. She went APESHIT😂 saying “James your 15, what the fuck are you doing smoking weed” I mentioned to her that she had smoked aswell before and she just didn’t acknowledge it😂 best part is she’s shouting at me and I’m high as fuck so I start laughing at her and it just made it worse😂😂 we smoke cigs together now and she knows I smoke bud and she can’t do nothing about it so she just accepts it😂 if you’re reading this, you’re cool 😎

  3. I would get caught weekly by my parents but the most classic one was before school every morning id do bong rips in my room before i got on the bus… both my parent's left for work hours before id catch the bus so its never like an issue with smell or nothing and my parents never searched my room so i had like a 3footer that lame old school red plasic head shop type this was in the 90s.. any way its early i clear like a straight pearly mccougher out a 3footer and BOOM my dad just pops open my bedroom door cuz he didnt see me at the bus stop idk why he stopped back at the house.. any way theres me sitting on the couch in my room before 8th grade and i blow out like a huge bong rip while still holding the bong slide in hand and my dad just shakes his head and closes the door lmfao.. i had to walk past him on my way out the house to school and i remember thinking.. damn im not im high school yet and my pops knows im just clearing tubes early am before school bahaha… long story short they really didnt care hell they let me trap out the garage till i moved out and im talking like chill spot garage walk up hustling while there home like it was no thing so i guess sometimes having a hippie father works out in the end

  4. In 10th grade my friend was gonna get caught with a dime at school and I held it for him, like an hour later the school cop comes to arrest me RIGHT before lunch, this dude snitched on me for holding down some bud for him, I got arrested, went to the juvenile detention center my mom works for, and that’s how she found out I smoked pot at age 16 lol

  5. my mommy took my marijuana one time and she gave it to her friend but that shit had so much pcp in it and her friend had a heart attack. its ok tho her body didnt go t waste as her children and cats began feasting on her corpse. it was hilarious

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