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  1. POT FARMER LOVE SONG $$
    I got out my pipe stuffed it with pot
    You better believe it held a whole lot.
    I whipped out a lighter thumbed up a flame
    Sucked down that smoke which comforts my brain.

    I tried alcohol smoked cigarettes
    They did nothing but give me regrets.
    My mom had arthritis could not walk around
    I rolled her a joint she danced on the ground.

    I thought I was losing my lovemaking knack
    After I smoked some to me it came back.
    Soon I decided prices were high
    I searched for some ground I wouldn't have to buy.

    I bargained for seeds from smokers all around
    Got in my truck and drove out of town.
    I walked through the woods where wild birds nest
    Found me the meadow I thought was the best.

    I dug up the ground sowed all my seeds
    Said a small prayer for strong, healthy weeds.
    I watered at night with a five-gallon pail
    Mosquitoes went hungry for I wore a veil.

    Seven months went by; I thought I would die
    Till the Halloween moon was high in the sky.
    At night I went out, in a camouflage suit
    Used my corn knife to chop down the loot.

    I hung it up to dry where it couldn’t be found.
    Came back and got it, when it had turned brown.
    I trimmed off the buds, stuffed them in bags
    Called all my friends and passed out free drags.

    In less than a week my crop was gone
    I flew to St. Thomas with a love hungry blonde!!

    By Kansas City Poet Tom Zart
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  2. Would you please tell Demrick, we the delegation agree that he could beat me in a running race. But I’m not going to do those other things. He can have a candy bar. 🤭

  3. The never ending cycle, why does the world want me to fight all, I ain't being spiteful, but fuck it don't kick the bucket, you all can suck it, unless your a guy, give me every piece of the pie, not gonna lie, I won't even eat it, I'll beat it. How many words rhyme, this shit easy for a dime, Jesus Christ, jackpot I rolled the dice, what is my name's price, nothing will suffice. I will be here for all you, to see your brilliant life through, in your own shoes, by giving obvious clues, so your not depressed with issues.

  4. What's up B Real huge fan since first album keep up the work and music love your style and also just wondering like a month ago you came song featuring you, Sen Dog,and Sick Jackin streets so sick very cool song can't find it no where why was it deleted? Can send me a link of that song please thank you B Real much love.

  5. Wow!! How disappointing.If I get my refund or i don't get my refund who cares. Since it's advertised on your website you have something in stock and make it a point to say those that pre order gets their. But obviously that's a lie since i pre ordered mine's and I have to get a refund instead of being one of the one's to receive there paid item as you have it described. Might as well go slap my self in the face because that's how it comes accross.

    Froyozombie®

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